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DevOps Ninja - T-Shirt
For the real DevOps wizards who automate everything... except sleep.
DevOps Ninja - Sweatshirt
Warm for cold server rooms. DevOps style with comfort.
Git Commit Suicide - T-Shirt
For those moments when the code works, but you don't know why.
Works On My Machine - T-Shirt
Every developer's universal excuse.
Production is Fine - Sweatshirt
For the calm before the storm. Everything is fine... for now.
CSS is Awesome - T-Shirt
The classic meme for every Frontend developer.
No Bugs, Only Features - T-Shirt
QA team hates this trick.
AI Slop Generator - Sweatshirt
Honest AI product marketing. We're transparent.
What Our Customers Say*
*totally real and definitely not paid reviews, promise
Buying a t-shirt from here saved me from homelessness. Now I live in the office and nobody notices the difference. 5/5 stars! âââââ
Fearhalm D.
Impulse.bg
Put on the t-shirt and immediately got promoted to Senior. Before that I was a restaurant manager. Magic! ðŠ
Tihomir S.
Kef4e.net
I used to code in Notepad. After getting the t-shirt, VSCode installed itself. True story. ðŊ
Strahil Ivanov
Aha.bg
My wife said I was cringe. Wore the DevOps t-shirt and she left me. Best investment of my life! ð
Silent Peace
Impulse.bg
Was interviewing for Junior position. Wore the t-shirt and they made me CTO. Wondering if I should tell them I don't know what 'git pull' means. ðĪ·ââïļ
Fearhalmo Strahilov
Kef4e.net
The t-shirt solved all my problems. Now I have new, more expensive problems. Highly recommend! ðļ
Bezshumnen Petrov
Aha.bg
My mom is finally proud of me... because she thinks I work in 'computers'. Thanks BalkanOps! ðĻâðŧ
Strahilin Tihov
Impulse.bg
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